My Schnauzer

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He
cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. Then the vet proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store to get some Nair Hair Remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets the stuff. At the register the
druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, wear blouses that don't bind you under the arms.The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says, "Well if you're using it on your legs, wear slacks with loose fitting legs.The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know,
I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week ."